Friday, March 30, 2007

A Dubai-ous Day of Commerce

Dubai doesn't quite fit the profile of the cities we've visited thus far - it has a very modern infrastructure (read: drinkable tap water), its oldest standing structure was erected after 1800, it's very safe, and the main attractions are modern architecture and commerce rather than ancient culture and prehistory.

After disembarking, we traversed the "old town," an 1800's-1900's quadrant of Dubai that still clings to its Arabic culture. Old town is known woldwide for its inexpensive gold, silk Persian rugs, and hookah pipes. We quickly resolved to shop for all three.

We decided to use Thursday as our "see every product available in Dubai" day, Friday as our "lets think about what we want to purchase at the beach" day (most shops are closed for holy Firdays), and Saturday as our "hemmorhage money (UAE Dirhams) to the Arabs" day.

We spent the majority of Thursday refining our taste and expertise in Persian carpets. Here's an abridged lesson for you - actually, imagine we're explaining it to you in the middle of a crowded arabic parketplace with bright textiles and chickens on spit-roasts...

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Us: So, you have to consider the carpet material - silk or silk substitute such as acryllic, wool, or some blend thereof. Silk is more expensive, but the color is sharper and it lends an interesting shine, making the colors shift subtly from different angles.

You: Ooh, let's go with silk.

(A man interrupts: "My friend, you want copy watch? Copy Rolex? Copy Omega?")

Us: Excuse us - thanks. Next, you have to consider whether you want your silk carpet hand-made or machine-made. Hand-made can be ten times more expensive, but wow - some of the richness and color gradients really can't be produced by a machine. The hand-made pieces really exemplifiy the Iranian attention to detail.

You: Well, I'd rather not expel somebody from my home for dirtying my floor covering, and I like to maintain a healthy blood pressure - so let's look at the machine-made pieces.

(Another man approaches and leans in: "Copy handbags? My friend, you want copy handbags?")

Us: Ahem. Very well, so now you just have to consider thread length and silk origin, which determines the texture. Then just consider size and design - and happy shopping!

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Oh yeah, we forgot to mention - there's lots of people selling knock-off products.

Shopping for gold in the Gold Souq (gold market) was equally exhausting. There's a great deal of modestly-priced, generic-looking gold jewelry (and watches) available in the dozens (maybe hundreds) of accredited, camera-survaillanced shops; however, the more traditional Persian pieces were much more distinctive and interesting. Many were so ornate that they look like fake stage jewelry, so it's a cautious endeavor.

We wrapped up the day with an hour-long search for a restaurant - gold and thread everywhere, but not a crumb to eat! - and we settled for some delicious burgers and a relaxing hour at a hookah bar.

Today, at the Arabian Sea beach in Dubai, we're discussing what we saw and learned and asking ourselves the incessant consumerism question:

Do-buy or not do-buy?

Oh, man - that's too funny. Let's just leave it at that.

16 comments:

jennifer said...

scott you should be a stand up comedian. I say do-buy!

Anonymous said...

oh no!!!!! you did the dad "pun" thing!!!! ha ha

Anonymous said...

As far as I'm concerned, you have chosen the wrong profession! You should be a traveling journalist or what ever they call themselves. You do a great job making it even interesting for me.
Great job DOC!!!
A Shirley

Unknown said...

Referring to a previous post: To my knowledge, there are no structural coefficients for the strength of manure. However, I will not let this stop me. To gain ICBO approval, we will need to do some testing. Since no cows live in Minneapolis, Cheddar and my poo will have to suffice. I will have to wait at least a week upon my return for my poo to solidify. The testing will then begin in our backyard. Until you return, T&R

Unknown said...

We're home now and remembered that there's a Persian rug store about 3 blocks away from our house. Maybe we could save you some troubles and pick something up for you?

Unknown said...

Glad to hear you guys are back in civilization. On an unrelated matter, Anne and I found a great apartment in Chicago this weekend. We can see Wrigley Field from our front porch. The realtor guy said you can turn the game on TV, open the windows, and hear the crowd in the background – “surround sound” if you will. I think we signed the lease about an hour after that comment. Sorry el padre, we’ll make Cubs fans out of these two yet!

Anonymous said...

It's true. Steve and I are the proud renters of shared space. Well, it's currently shared, only because I haven't drawn a line down the middle with lipstick yet, but I will. That's why we got a two bathroom! (Also so you guys have one for when you stay over "'cause walking home five blocks seems too far.")

Anne: So you are happy about this place?
Steve: Um, it's like, every boy's dream living inside Wrigley field. Doy.

P.S. Oh, and please pick up some hard core gold and a rug for me. Thanks, nyum-nyum.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm,
With no updates in awhile, makes me wonder about that Hookah! Peds GI is pretty slow, and I don't know how to approach the world without the perspective gained by a Fried-people entry...

Unknown said...

Ditto to wla. Where are you guys? Now that I'm back at work, I need something to keep me occupied.

Congrats to Steve and Anne for finding a place!

P.S. Babylon (otherwise known as Malarone) is sung by David Grey. We would've known this if Trevor wasn't tone-deaf.

Unknown said...

If you're taking requests, I'll take a hookah.

It's 2 AM. I'm sick. I can't sleep because I can't breathe. I really could have gone for a new post right about now. I know you guys are busy seeing the world and all, but can't you see, we're all dying without you!

Anonymous said...

Fellow dirty birds,

Old habits are tough to break. I retired my first shirt since being back. A nice Hanes fitted T that lasted me 4 days (except work clothes but those come off as soon as I get home). Spaghetti splatter and a short run finally did it in.

Yahtzee,
T-bag

Jessica said...

clearly you two have created an addiction--we all NEED a post.

I guess we could all entertain each other with comments. Who needs the Fried-people? They are off galavanting--so lets galavant on the comments page.

Wheeee!

Anonymous said...

hey you ywo!!!!!!! We need to see some of your photos and an update? Hope all is well and hope to hear from you with wonderful words...we miss the updates!! love ya'll

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