The Bush administration has expanded its eavesdropping capacity in an attempt to learn about and subsequently prevent the development of a music video the likes of which could render the entire nation into a funkified stupor.
But they're too late. The video is cut, and it's right here. Behold:
Yes, this is our vacation video. Please note:
- All stunts were performed by Sara Friedman, Scott Friedman, and Jackie Chan.
- You can hire us as vacation consultants to accompany you on international travel. We are, however, very expensive.
- The resolution isn't as rich as we'd hoped on Google Video; they've down-sampled the video due to its size and its splendor. They were clearly afraid.